Abusive Shayari
Introduction
Sometimes friends says you somethings, which hurts your feelings! But he doesn't realises it. And neither apologies for it. Then it comes the feelings of revenge. So, you also decides to make fun of him. And at that Moment you require some Abusive Shayaris which you can use to make fun of him.
Or, in some cases, you are frustrated and wants to read some funny non veg Shayaris. Inorder to decrease your frustrations then this article is for you.
So are you in one of the above mentioned situation? Are you guys Looking for Non Veg Hindi Adult Shayari ?? Then you have landed on right place! Here we are with a list of popular Abusive Shayari(gaali wali shayari ).
Read This article inorder to have a lot a fun. I assure you that your will not be able to stop your laugh while reading this article. And we know you will get impressed by these shayaris and would like to share it. Then go ahead and share these abusive shayari to you friends via WhatsApp to make fun of them.
Abusive shayari in hindi :
Gaand ke sath aksar ye ghatna ghat jaati hai
Musibat koso dur hoti hai Behenchod Gaand pehle hi fat jaati hai !!
Humne toh wafa ki tu usne hi tora dil mera
Ek din aa ke kehne lagi, " kya yaad aati h meri ?? "
Hmne bhi keh diya, lawra mera !!
- Dirty Shayari -
Mili bahut badi saza unse dil lagane ki ,
Nazar lag gayi humare pyaar ko zamane ki ,,
Kabr se nikle huye dono hath bas yahi kehte hai
"Aarzu reh gayi bas unki Boobs dabane ki"
Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar,Roye Hum Iss Kadar Unke Sine Se Lipat Kar,Ki Woh Khud Apni Kameez Utarkar Boli ..Dheere se Daba Le Kamine, Faltu Mein Natak Mat Kar !
- Abuse Shayari for friends -
Dil Todne Ki सजा Nahi MiltiDil tutne ki वजह nhi milti ,Maal To Bahut Fass Jaate Hain, Mere Dost;Bas Unhey Thokne Ki Jagah Nahi Milti!
Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;Ki Yaara Teri Yaari Pe Mujhe Shak Nahi Tha;Lekin सबने Teri Gaand मारी, Kya Mera Koi Haq Nahi Tha ??!!
- Adults Shayari -
Toofano Me Chatri Nahi Kholi Jati,
Bra Se Pehle Panty Nahi Kholi Jati,
Viagara Khana Shuru Kar De Mere Dost,
Kyuki Khali Ungli Aur Jubaan Se Ladki Nahi Chodi Jati....
Aasmaan pe fir se kaali ghata chayi hai
Aaj fir se gharwali ne do baat sunai hai ,,
Dil to bahut karta hai sudhar jau, magar
Kambakht baajuwali aaj fir se bheeg kar aayi hai !!
- Vulgar Shayari -
Aaj Fir Unka Dil Dukha Diya Humne,
Aaj Fir Unka Dil Dukha Diya Humne,
Lekar Ice Cream Ka Naam Andhere Me Fir Se Land Chusa Diya Humne....
Nipple se tapak raha unke paseena
Bheegi padi Gaand aur paseene se lath-path seena
Ab tumhi batao Ghalib
Itni garmi me kaise thoke koi haseena !?
- Non Veg Shayari Funny -
Nigaho Se Nigahe Mila Ke Toh Dekho !
Kabhi Kisi Ladki Ko Pata Ke Toh Dekho !!
Hasrate Dil Me Dabane Se Kya Fayada ?
Apne Hatho Se Jara chuch Daba Ke To Dekho !!
Aasmaan Simat Jayega Tumhare Aagosh Me ,
Ladki Ki Taange Faila Ke Toh Dekho !!
Aur Agar Ye Na Kar Sako Toh Har Mat Manna Yaaro,
Do Boond Toh zaroor Giregi,
Jara Apna Lawra Hila Ke Toh Dekho....
गली Se Jab Unke Guzre Toh,
Unka Chobara Nazar Aaya,
Uski Maa Khadi Thi Waha Pe
Aur Dekh Ke Mujh ko Boli,
Ki Gaand फाड़ Dungi Bhosdike Jo yaha Dubaara Nazar Aaya...
हमने उसकी मोह्बत में,न जाने क्या से क्या लूटा दिया,इतने मुट्ठ मारे की टोपा सुजा दिया,वो हमें कमजोर समझती धीरे से मुस्कुराये,और हमने उनकी याद में फिर से लंड हिला दिया।😝😜😝😜👉 👈
Ending Lines
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